Hmm...

[tallulahgs]

My brother has accused me of being a sexual deviant. When I pointed out I haven't had sex, he claimed I was a wannabe sexual deviant.

I'm sure I'll be able to detect a flaw in his reasoning sooner or later.

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[sashwizzled.livejournal.com]

May I ask what led him to do that? ^^

Phil used to call me a born-again virgin all the time. Then he realised I hadn't had sex in the first place to be born again so it's now the One True Virgin - it was so close to the One True Pairing malarcky I had to giggle, but I couldn't exactly tell him why. ^_^;

[tallulahgs]

Ah...a rather sordid Akira fic I'm writing (Nik said if Yamagata were real, he would be plotting to burn down our house...)
*snerck* Why is he making fun of you being a virgin anyway? I think OTV is rather catchy actually.

[sashwizzled.livejournal.com]

Rather sordid Akira, eh?... I love your sexual deviancy. (Even if the poor Akira dears are plotting revenge)

He keeps saying that I wouldn't be such a bitch if I went out and got laid. when I told him I wouldn't be doing that for a very long time yet, partly because sex is a little more than sticking PartA into SlotB and partyle bcause I'm not exactly Cameron Diaz... :~takes deep breath~:
Anyway, thus, The One True Virgin was born. There are times when I regret opening my big mouth.

[tallulahgs]

I'm glad someone likes it *glares at Nik, Yamagata, etc, who do not understand her ARTISTIC side*
Grrrr! I'm glad you spoke out because I hate that whole 'you need a good fucking' thing some guys come out with! *slaps Phil*

[sashwizzled.livejournal.com]

:~busts a gut laughing~:
Heehee, I think I've torn my navel piercing laughing... ^_^;

Yeah, but most guys use it as a chat up line... No. No, I'm not going to think about that, because the possiblities my sick mind will go into are diverse and disgusting. :~shudders~:

[tallulahgs]

Ouch! Hope you haven't torn it. Sounds painful ^_^;;
Ick, they don't, do they? Sometimes I really detest blokes.

[sashwizzled.livejournal.com]

No, but I've came close over the last few days; bending over, lying on my front, twisting my body around and laughing too hard is all rather painful. ^_^

Yeah, me too, funnily enough. ^^;