Write a sexy Agent Smith slash fic and maybe I'll change my mind. It must be in character now!

Also ... no, I'm not kidding. It was actually NC-17 Darkwing/Launchpad slash. I found it on FF.net while cruising around during the last gasp of the pre-censorship phase of the site.

Now, if it had been Darkwing/Negaduck slash, maybe I could have gotten behind it. But come on ... Launchpad??