We now return you to your regularly scheduled memes

[tallulahgs]

The first 10 people to comment on this post get to request a drabble – ~100 words – on a subject/character of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this in their journal. Post all fandoms you’re willing to write for.

(Only doing this because I demanded stuff with capslock and menaces from speakwrite_ and I can't disobey the meme orders. Because that'd be wrong and I might die. I'm not trying to be all 'my writing r0xxors and everyone craves it' or anything ^^)

Fandoms I am willing to write for:

Akira
Battle Royale
Jet Set Radio
Jet Set Radio Future I am iffy about but if someone really wanted it I could have a bash
Harry Potter
Rent
Little Shop of Horrors

Whatever. Any requests would make a change from Akira Royale, which keeps trying to change the intricacies of its plot. (Rocks fall, everyone dies...)

And on that note...




Generic fandom:
You know what? Fuck it. Rocks fall, everyone dies.

Battle Royale:
Rocks fall, everyone dies. OH WAIT.

Battle Royale (movie):
Kiriyama shows up, everyone dies.

Rent:
Rocks fall, everyone gets AIDS.

Sonic the hedgehog:
Rocks fall, Sonic dodges.

GetBackers:
Rocks fall, Ban jagens them and makes them go away.
("Ban-chan, can you actually jagen rocks?"
"I can jagen anything, Ginji.")

Little Shop Of Horrors:
Seymour buys a plant, everyone dies.

Akira:
Tokyo blows up, everyone dies.

Harry Potter:
Rocks fall, Harry blames himself.

Saiyuki:
Rocks fall, everyone argues.

Tetris:
Blocks fall.