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[tallulahgs]

I am so, so, so hungry.

This is after I've had a whole plate of cheese and pasta, one-third of a tin of tomatoes, and two slices of buttered toast.

Anyone mentions tapeworms, I'll poke them with a sharp stick.

Comments

[sashwizzled.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I remember an episode of Casualty about tapeworms. :shudder:

I've been told by my evil dietician to drink juice or water when I'm hungry like that. Something about it filling your stomach up, but I was too preoccupied with the memory of that Garfield cartoon (where he drinks a lot of coffee, having been told by Jon that drinking is better than eating for a diet, and ends up walking around with his now massive belly sloshing) to listen.

[lycoris.livejournal.com]

What have tapeworms got to do with being very hungry? *confusion*

[angrychemist.livejournal.com]

How can you fail to get two characters to have sex with each other in a fanfic? Just think of a scenario in which they'd do it, and then write it.

Hmm, well, I don't think you have tape worms. Is being very hungry a new experience? ^_^