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[tallulahgs]

I am so, so, so hungry.

This is after I've had a whole plate of cheese and pasta, one-third of a tin of tomatoes, and two slices of buttered toast.

Anyone mentions tapeworms, I'll poke them with a sharp stick.

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[sashwizzled.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I remember an episode of Casualty about tapeworms. :shudder:

I've been told by my evil dietician to drink juice or water when I'm hungry like that. Something about it filling your stomach up, but I was too preoccupied with the memory of that Garfield cartoon (where he drinks a lot of coffee, having been told by Jon that drinking is better than eating for a diet, and ends up walking around with his now massive belly sloshing) to listen.

[tallulahgs]

That's a good idea. I shall try that next time. I was very good and stayed off the chocolate Digestives (I've already had two today so shouldn't have any more...)
*howls with laughter at Garfield* Yeah. Thanks.

[lycoris.livejournal.com]

What have tapeworms got to do with being very hungry? *confusion*

[tallulahgs]

Apparently it's a symptom of having one.
I have spent the entire evening avoiding my maths, reading pointless things on the Internet, and failing to make two of the Akira characters have sex with each other. I just wanted to share that with you to underline the fact I HAVE NO LIFE ^_^

[lycoris.livejournal.com]

You should celebrate having no life by getting a Yahoo E-mail address, downloading Yahoo messenger and talking to me.

Because I can't make MSN work right now.

And want to talk to you. ;)

*pats* I'm sure you don't have tapeworms.

I've been failing to make HP characters have sex with each other. It's very annoying - it's for someone's birthday fic. Peh.

[tallulahgs]

Subtle hint there, then?
Maybe it's bigger than we thought. *glares at characters* Are you guys forming an organised resistance?

[lycoris.livejournal.com]

Very subtle. ;)

Characters: US? WOULD WE?

lycoris: YOU FUCKTARDS!

*attacks*

[angrychemist.livejournal.com]

How can you fail to get two characters to have sex with each other in a fanfic? Just think of a scenario in which they'd do it, and then write it.

Hmm, well, I don't think you have tape worms. Is being very hungry a new experience? ^_^

[tallulahgs]

I had! And then they just stood there not doing it *kicks characters hard* (On the other hand it's a weird pairing so maybe it's only fair).
Yes, it is. When I first got to uni I had no appetite, and then I had a normal appetite, and now I periodically get hungry for no reason ^_^

[jenova12.livejournal.com]

....TAPEWORMS!!!

*runs in fear from being poked with sharp stick*

Just chalk it up to stress, you're at uni and it's very, VERY stressful. ^_^V

Canned tomateos? Ooooo, sounds good!!

[tallulahgs]

*poke poke poke*
Stress sounds a plausible excuse to me.
Canned tomatoes are good. They keep for a long time and make pasta more interesting.