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[tallulahgs]

I am so, so, so hungry.

This is after I've had a whole plate of cheese and pasta, one-third of a tin of tomatoes, and two slices of buttered toast.

Anyone mentions tapeworms, I'll poke them with a sharp stick.

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[lycoris.livejournal.com]

What have tapeworms got to do with being very hungry? *confusion*

[tallulahgs]

Apparently it's a symptom of having one.
I have spent the entire evening avoiding my maths, reading pointless things on the Internet, and failing to make two of the Akira characters have sex with each other. I just wanted to share that with you to underline the fact I HAVE NO LIFE ^_^

[lycoris.livejournal.com]

You should celebrate having no life by getting a Yahoo E-mail address, downloading Yahoo messenger and talking to me.

Because I can't make MSN work right now.

And want to talk to you. ;)

*pats* I'm sure you don't have tapeworms.

I've been failing to make HP characters have sex with each other. It's very annoying - it's for someone's birthday fic. Peh.

[tallulahgs]

Subtle hint there, then?
Maybe it's bigger than we thought. *glares at characters* Are you guys forming an organised resistance?

[lycoris.livejournal.com]

Very subtle. ;)

Characters: US? WOULD WE?

lycoris: YOU FUCKTARDS!

*attacks*