This wasn't my idea

[tallulahgs]

The following little ditty can be blamed on a combination of lycoris, a clip from AMV Hell 3, and my mathematical methods lecturer.

Narrated by everyone's favourite psychopath, Tetsuo.



Well, this is a story all about how
My life got flip turned upside down
So pull up a chair, sit down, have a smoke, yo
I'll tell you how I became the prince of the city Neo-Tokyo.

In a second-rate orphanage, born and raised
Going biking was how I spent most of my days
Kaneda relaxin' and maxin' all cool
And me gettin' beaten up in and outta school
Then a buncha freedom fighters who were up to no good
Released this wrinkly kid into the neighbourhood
We collided on the highway and my bike got broke, yo
But I got these psychic powers to help me bring down Neo-Tokyo!

I looked for some acolytes and when they came near
They thought I was Akira and their leader was weird!
If anything, the army thought they were a joke, yo
So I ditched 'em, they weren't cool enough to take on Neo-Tokyo.

I
Got
Into the stadium at seven or eight and
I'd told all my buddies "Hey pal, smell you later!"
Sure, my body went crazy as my powers awoke, yo
But I'm always gonna be the Fresh Prince of Neo-Tokyo.



Based on a song by Will Smith that's not mine, yadda yadda.

If someone manages to filk 'Blame Canada Kaneda', we're well on our way to having an Akira musical...

*brain breaks, just a little*