Fic and dreams

A non-slash, non-NC-17 Akira fic is up here. It's about what Kaneda and Kei might have been like as parents.
(Cross-posted to theharukiya)

Had a terrible night's sleep last night - took ages to drop off due to cold and then had lots of quick, random strange dreams. Content included:
1) Bart and Lisa Simpson appearing randomly.
2) Me in an OC-version of Battle Royale (that's Original Character, not The O.C)
3) Me getting stuck in a pile of wood in this scenario and being terrified someone was going to come and kill me
4) Kazuo Kiriyama
5) Two reporters following him around asking him what it was like to be in The Program, and getting shot for their pains
6) My old English teacher trying to do the same to me (ask me stuff, not shoot me)
7) Lycoris making me and Robert Frogg jealous by implying she was going to take our relationships to the next level (I got a romantic Christmas card from her, but she snogged Robert, so I think I lose...)
8) Robert Frogg showing up on a school bus, offering me olives but eating someone else's raisins
9) Me being back at the music shop trying to sell someone a guitar.
Seven hours ten minutes till results.