Answers for meme
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Answers for that meme I did a week ago...
1. Satomi Noda
2. Shotaro Kaneda
3. Hermione Granger
4. Cube
5. Kazuo Kiriyama
6. Kaori (from Akira, not BR)
7. Cho Hakkai
8. Onishima
9. Sho Tsukioka
10. Yamagata
11. Mitsuko Souma
12. Takashi
13. Goji Rokkaku
14. Yutaka Seto
15. Shogo Kawada
"9, 4 and 6 are starring in a porn movie. Which would be most likely to fall for a co-star?"
"Sho Tsukioka, Cube and Kaori are starring in a porn movie. Which would be most likely to fall for a co-star?"
Well, seeing as Sho is the gayest gay that ever gayed down the gayonia past a row of pink tents, I think it'd have to be Cube/Kaori. Kaori would probably only be in the porn movie to, I dunno, get some money to buy Tetsuo a birthday present/bail him out of jail/get him therapy and Cube would feel sorry for her and try and steal her away from Tetsuo and take care of her.
"15 and 13 are having a torrid affair. Is this something you'd like to see written?"
"Shogo Kawada and Goji Rokkaku are having a torrid affair. Is this something you'd like to see written?"
I'd like to see why Shogo was sleeping with Goji because there'd have to be some ulterior motive on his part, possibly to do with bringing down the Japanese government NO. Goji-sex is wrong and bad *cries*
"7 dreamed he made sweet sweet love to 11. Now that 7 woke up, what does 7 do about it? Would/would not 7 tell 11 about the dream? How would 7 explain it to his/her-self? Elaborate."
"Cho Hakkai dreamed he made sweet sweet love to Mitsuko Souma. Now that Hakkai woke up, what does he do about it? Would he tell Mitsuko about the dream? How would he explain it to himself? Elaborate."
Well, what do you know, it wasn't yaoi :p Hmm. Well, it depends what Mitsuko was like in the dream. If she was sweet and nice, Hakkai would conclude that she represented his sister and so that he still loves her. If, on the other hand, she was being devious, sneaky and murderous, Hakkai would assume that his psyche was trying to punish him for what he'd done.
I don't think he'd tell Mitsuko because he would assume he didn't really fancy her, just that she was a symbol of his psychological state. Also because Hakkai rarely seems to tell anyone anything about what's going on in his head.
"14 insists that he has mastered the perfect Astaire softshoe, and begs 2 to be his audience. Has 14 really mastered it, and how does 2 react?"
"Yutaka Seto insists that he has mastered the perfect Astaire softshoe, and begs Shotaro Kaneda to be his audience. Has Yutaka really mastered it, and how does Kaneda react?"
I highly doubt that Yutaka has mastered the perfect Astaire softshoe, so that leaves two options - he's kidding around - in which case Kaneda will either guffaw noisily, or not really get the joke as the uncultured boy has never heard of Fred Astaire; or he wants to master it in order to impress Fumiyo - in which case he will regret asking Kaneda to watch him, as Kaneda will laugh and mock him mercilessly.
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. Elaborate on this, using the corresponding characters."
"Why was Kaori afraid of Cho Hakkai? Because Hakkai ate Sho Tsukioka."
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Kind of spoils the joke a bit, doesn't it?
Ok, again I can see two options. Either Kaori walked in on Sho and Hakkai (Sho and Cho, lol) having sex and Hakkai's head happened to be in a... rather compromising position... or Hakkai thought that Sho was somehow mixed up in the whole youkai sister-kidnapping thing, killed him and ate him.
In which case Kaori is right to be fearful.
"Characters 2, 4, 6, 8, and 12 are having sex with each other. But they don't know it yet. Character 10 notices somethings that make it real obvious that they're all screwing each other somehow. Does 10 reveal it to everyone or is 10 the type of person to keep this secret to him/herself?"
"Kaneda, Cube, Kaori, Onishima and Takashi are having sex with each other. But they don't know it yet. Yamagata notices something that makes it real obvious they're all screwing each other. Does he reveal it to everyone?"
I think that once Yamagata finds out Kaneda is not only screwing Tetsuo's girlfriend, but also a fit American girl, an insane police officer and a small psychic wizened child, he will demand an explanation. Loudly. In public. So no, he won't keep it to himself.
*crawls away to bleach her own brain at the thought of that orgy*
"15, 4 , 7, 10 and 13 are in a car together. Who's driving, where are they going, who ends up snogging on the back seat and who gets thrown in the boot?"
"Shogo Kawada, Cube, Cho Hakkai, Yamagata and Goji Rokkaku are in a car together. Who's driving, where are they going, who ends up snogging on the back seat and who gets thrown in the boot?"
Well, Cho Hakkai is driving because he and Shogo are the only ones who can (Goji is too accustomed to being driven around in a limousine) and Shogo is a less careful driver. Where are they going? The first four have become sick of Goji trying to take over the world, and so have bundled him into the car to take him to the Evil Villains' Self-Help Group. Goji is not happy about this, so they've put him in the boot. As the journey continues, the three in the back seat all argue about which direction to go in meaning that they get hopelessly lost. In order to pass the time, Yamagata starts hitting on Cube. Irritated, she starts hitting on Shogo in order to make the point that she's not interested. Shogo is bored enough to reciprocate and so the two of them snog on the back seat while a pissed-off Yamagata starts blaming Hakkai for the fact that they're all lost. Hakkai simply says, "Oh my, what an interesting day it is," and smiles.
Wow, that's practically a drabble.
Answers for that meme I did a week ago...
1. Satomi Noda
2. Shotaro Kaneda
3. Hermione Granger
4. Cube
5. Kazuo Kiriyama
6. Kaori (from Akira, not BR)
7. Cho Hakkai
8. Onishima
9. Sho Tsukioka
10. Yamagata
11. Mitsuko Souma
12. Takashi
13. Goji Rokkaku
14. Yutaka Seto
15. Shogo Kawada
"9, 4 and 6 are starring in a porn movie. Which would be most likely to fall for a co-star?"
"Sho Tsukioka, Cube and Kaori are starring in a porn movie. Which would be most likely to fall for a co-star?"
Well, seeing as Sho is the gayest gay that ever gayed down the gayonia past a row of pink tents, I think it'd have to be Cube/Kaori. Kaori would probably only be in the porn movie to, I dunno, get some money to buy Tetsuo a birthday present/bail him out of jail/get him therapy and Cube would feel sorry for her and try and steal her away from Tetsuo and take care of her.
"15 and 13 are having a torrid affair. Is this something you'd like to see written?"
"Shogo Kawada and Goji Rokkaku are having a torrid affair. Is this something you'd like to see written?"
"7 dreamed he made sweet sweet love to 11. Now that 7 woke up, what does 7 do about it? Would/would not 7 tell 11 about the dream? How would 7 explain it to his/her-self? Elaborate."
"Cho Hakkai dreamed he made sweet sweet love to Mitsuko Souma. Now that Hakkai woke up, what does he do about it? Would he tell Mitsuko about the dream? How would he explain it to himself? Elaborate."
Well, what do you know, it wasn't yaoi :p Hmm. Well, it depends what Mitsuko was like in the dream. If she was sweet and nice, Hakkai would conclude that she represented his sister and so that he still loves her. If, on the other hand, she was being devious, sneaky and murderous, Hakkai would assume that his psyche was trying to punish him for what he'd done.
I don't think he'd tell Mitsuko because he would assume he didn't really fancy her, just that she was a symbol of his psychological state. Also because Hakkai rarely seems to tell anyone anything about what's going on in his head.
"14 insists that he has mastered the perfect Astaire softshoe, and begs 2 to be his audience. Has 14 really mastered it, and how does 2 react?"
"Yutaka Seto insists that he has mastered the perfect Astaire softshoe, and begs Shotaro Kaneda to be his audience. Has Yutaka really mastered it, and how does Kaneda react?"
I highly doubt that Yutaka has mastered the perfect Astaire softshoe, so that leaves two options - he's kidding around - in which case Kaneda will either guffaw noisily, or not really get the joke as the uncultured boy has never heard of Fred Astaire; or he wants to master it in order to impress Fumiyo - in which case he will regret asking Kaneda to watch him, as Kaneda will laugh and mock him mercilessly.
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. Elaborate on this, using the corresponding characters."
"Why was Kaori afraid of Cho Hakkai? Because Hakkai ate Sho Tsukioka."
....
Kind of spoils the joke a bit, doesn't it?
Ok, again I can see two options. Either Kaori walked in on Sho and Hakkai (Sho and Cho, lol) having sex and Hakkai's head happened to be in a... rather compromising position... or Hakkai thought that Sho was somehow mixed up in the whole youkai sister-kidnapping thing, killed him and ate him.
In which case Kaori is right to be fearful.
"Characters 2, 4, 6, 8, and 12 are having sex with each other. But they don't know it yet. Character 10 notices somethings that make it real obvious that they're all screwing each other somehow. Does 10 reveal it to everyone or is 10 the type of person to keep this secret to him/herself?"
"Kaneda, Cube, Kaori, Onishima and Takashi are having sex with each other. But they don't know it yet. Yamagata notices something that makes it real obvious they're all screwing each other. Does he reveal it to everyone?"
I think that once Yamagata finds out Kaneda is not only screwing Tetsuo's girlfriend, but also a fit American girl, an insane police officer and a small psychic wizened child, he will demand an explanation. Loudly. In public. So no, he won't keep it to himself.
*crawls away to bleach her own brain at the thought of that orgy*
"15, 4 , 7, 10 and 13 are in a car together. Who's driving, where are they going, who ends up snogging on the back seat and who gets thrown in the boot?"
"Shogo Kawada, Cube, Cho Hakkai, Yamagata and Goji Rokkaku are in a car together. Who's driving, where are they going, who ends up snogging on the back seat and who gets thrown in the boot?"
Well, Cho Hakkai is driving because he and Shogo are the only ones who can (Goji is too accustomed to being driven around in a limousine) and Shogo is a less careful driver. Where are they going? The first four have become sick of Goji trying to take over the world, and so have bundled him into the car to take him to the Evil Villains' Self-Help Group. Goji is not happy about this, so they've put him in the boot. As the journey continues, the three in the back seat all argue about which direction to go in meaning that they get hopelessly lost. In order to pass the time, Yamagata starts hitting on Cube. Irritated, she starts hitting on Shogo in order to make the point that she's not interested. Shogo is bored enough to reciprocate and so the two of them snog on the back seat while a pissed-off Yamagata starts blaming Hakkai for the fact that they're all lost. Hakkai simply says, "Oh my, what an interesting day it is," and smiles.
Wow, that's practically a drabble.
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Date: 2006-04-23 05:57 pm (UTC)I was thinking of the something being Kaneda saying to him 'So, when I was having this orgy with Kaori, a wizened kid, an insane cop and a fit chick on skates, I... oh. Wait. I wasn't meant to say anything about that.'