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[tallulahgs]

Personally I don't really like men in shorts anyway. But in January? The weather is horrible, often worse than in November to December, and I have to wonder whether these men are masochists. Either that or they're just criminally irresponsible... if they keep up this short-wearing business, then they're all going to die of hypothermia. Then there'll be a shortage of men; less variety of genetic patterns; less women able to form stable nuclear families; a total breakdown of society resulting in the next generation becoming neglected delinquents. Remember, guys: Wear Jeans For The Good Of Your Species.
(No offence to any men in shorts who may be reading this.)



Personally I don't like Real Person slash much at all, but I find Bible slash really rather squicky. I suppose because I was brought up to consider the Bible as a book which some people place a lot of store by, and reading about graphic sexual shenanigans - particularly those involving practices the Bible specifically condemns - makes me feel uncomfortable, and I don't like feeling uncomfortable while reading fanfic.
Not that I'm advocating censorship. People have a right to, uh, write it. I just don't have to like it.

Comments

[jenova12.livejournal.com]

Judgement Day is coming!!! All men who wear shorts shall perish!!!

(Ok, I gotta stop! ^_^)

[tallulahgs]

Feel the WRATH, people.
(Yes. This has got silly enough ^_^)