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The Rules:
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1) Shotaro Kaneda
2) Shuuya Nanahara
3) Kaori Minami
4) Grogar (from My Little Pony)
5) Tetsuo Shima
6) Sonic the hedgehog
7) Kazuhiko Yamamoto
8) Wolverine
9) Simba
10) Yuka Nakagawa
11) Takako Chigusa
12) Kai
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Sonic/Takako... well, that's cross-species sex, and therefore icky. However, there could be interesting conflict as I think Sonic would drive Takako absolutely crazy, being flighty and smart-mouthed.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
No. He's a giant blue goat with horns and red eyes. He's the best My Little Pony villain ever, but I do not and never have found him sexually appealing.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Kai got Wolverine pregnant... Wolverine would kill him. I mean literally. I'm not sure I want to consider the circumstances as to why those two would be shagging in the first place.
4) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
No, I'm not in the Lion King fandom.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Shuuya and Sonic? Ignoring again the cross-species sex, I'm not sure they would... they'd be okay for one-night-stands, but in the end Shuuya would want commitment and maturity, and I don't think these would be things Sonic could give him.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Tetsuo/Simba or Tetsuo/Yuka? Erm... again, ignoring the cross-species sex, I think Tetsuo/Simba would never work, because Simba is far too moralistic and would find Tetsuo too wild. But I don't think Tetsuo would go for Yuka because (a) she's not seen as pretty by others so it would be bad for his rep (b) she's too independent and would make jokes at his expense. I think, anyway.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Kaz walked in on Shuuya and Kai having sex... I think he'd be most surprised that Shuuya was gay and having sex with some random semi-drug-addicted biker. But he's too focused on Sakura to care really.
8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Kaori is feeling depressed about her acne... enter Yuka the class clown to cheer her up! (That's actually a really cute pairing.)
9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Kaneda/Wolverine fluff? Erm... I hope not, cos that's one crazy crossover. Also, I don't really want to read fluffy!Wolverine.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Wounded Cherry Blossom. Because Kaz's girlfriend is called Sakura, and so she'd be wounded by him leaving, and he's wounded, because he needs Kai to comfort him (obviously pinched him off Shuuya) and so...
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
If I wanted GROGAR TO DEFLOWER KANEDA... oh gods... I'd make Kaneda get completely smashed and let it all be a drug-induced hallucination.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I don't know that there is any Kazuhiko slash. If there is, I wouldn't mind reading it.
13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Ditto.sashwizzled is most likely to have done so, though.
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
ecchipiro has mentioned Takako-related fics.
15) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Shuuya/Grogar/Tetsuo? I sincerely hope not!
16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"SEAL OF APPPROOOVALLLL!"
17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Ooh, I don't know... Meatloaf's 'Bat Out Of Hell', perhaps. Actually I'm sure I could pick something better for Wolverine, but I can't think of it at the moment.
18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Kaneda/Sonic/Kai? Erm... bestiality.
19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Shuuya/Yuka... another good pairing. Probably a dirty joke... she would then try and do better and they could flirt that way.
20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I read a drabble about Tetsuo some weeks ago.
21) What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Sonic's kink is having sex with someone while running.
22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Takako would not shag Simba, partly because she doesn't go for lions, but also she'd find him... actually... she likes Sugimura, who's kind of similar, so... okay, if Simba was human, then yes!
23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Well, Kaori/Kazuhiko is a het couple, but if we're talking about who takes the initiative... I think Kaori would have had to seduce Kaz, cos he'd never cheat on Sakura, so it would be her.
24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."
"Kaneda and Simba are in a happy relationship until Simba suddenly runs off with Grogar. Kaneda, broken hearted, has a hot one-night-stand with Takako and a brief unhappy affair with Kai, then follows the wise advice of Tetsuo (WTF?) and finds true love with Kaori Minami."
Title: "When the lion lies down with the... goat." You could pick up the peacemaking theme throughout the fic, so it wouldn't just refer to Grogar/Simba.
I don't think anyone would read it, although the unhappy Kaneda/Kai stuff might interest some people.sashwizzled would probably read it because she knows most of the fandoms and reads a lot of my stuff. Can't see that anyone else would.
The Writer: To quotelycoris, "NO ONE SHOULD EVER WRITE THAT EVER, EVER, EVER. PLEASE."
15) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Kaz/Wolverine? Pissed off because I think Kaz and Sakura's relationship is really cute!
robert_frogg.The Rules:
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1) Shotaro Kaneda
2) Shuuya Nanahara
3) Kaori Minami
4) Grogar (from My Little Pony)
5) Tetsuo Shima
6) Sonic the hedgehog
7) Kazuhiko Yamamoto
8) Wolverine
9) Simba
10) Yuka Nakagawa
11) Takako Chigusa
12) Kai
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Sonic/Takako... well, that's cross-species sex, and therefore icky. However, there could be interesting conflict as I think Sonic would drive Takako absolutely crazy, being flighty and smart-mouthed.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
No. He's a giant blue goat with horns and red eyes. He's the best My Little Pony villain ever, but I do not and never have found him sexually appealing.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Kai got Wolverine pregnant... Wolverine would kill him. I mean literally. I'm not sure I want to consider the circumstances as to why those two would be shagging in the first place.
4) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
No, I'm not in the Lion King fandom.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Shuuya and Sonic? Ignoring again the cross-species sex, I'm not sure they would... they'd be okay for one-night-stands, but in the end Shuuya would want commitment and maturity, and I don't think these would be things Sonic could give him.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Tetsuo/Simba or Tetsuo/Yuka? Erm... again, ignoring the cross-species sex, I think Tetsuo/Simba would never work, because Simba is far too moralistic and would find Tetsuo too wild. But I don't think Tetsuo would go for Yuka because (a) she's not seen as pretty by others so it would be bad for his rep (b) she's too independent and would make jokes at his expense. I think, anyway.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Kaz walked in on Shuuya and Kai having sex... I think he'd be most surprised that Shuuya was gay and having sex with some random semi-drug-addicted biker. But he's too focused on Sakura to care really.
8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Kaori is feeling depressed about her acne... enter Yuka the class clown to cheer her up! (That's actually a really cute pairing.)
9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Kaneda/Wolverine fluff? Erm... I hope not, cos that's one crazy crossover. Also, I don't really want to read fluffy!Wolverine.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Wounded Cherry Blossom. Because Kaz's girlfriend is called Sakura, and so she'd be wounded by him leaving, and he's wounded, because he needs Kai to comfort him (obviously pinched him off Shuuya) and so...
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
If I wanted GROGAR TO DEFLOWER KANEDA... oh gods... I'd make Kaneda get completely smashed and let it all be a drug-induced hallucination.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I don't know that there is any Kazuhiko slash. If there is, I wouldn't mind reading it.
13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Ditto.
sashwizzled is most likely to have done so, though.14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
ecchipiro has mentioned Takako-related fics.15) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Shuuya/Grogar/Tetsuo? I sincerely hope not!
16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"SEAL OF APPPROOOVALLLL!"
17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Ooh, I don't know... Meatloaf's 'Bat Out Of Hell', perhaps. Actually I'm sure I could pick something better for Wolverine, but I can't think of it at the moment.
18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Kaneda/Sonic/Kai? Erm... bestiality.
19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Shuuya/Yuka... another good pairing. Probably a dirty joke... she would then try and do better and they could flirt that way.
20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I read a drabble about Tetsuo some weeks ago.
21) What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Sonic's kink is having sex with someone while running.
22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Takako would not shag Simba, partly because she doesn't go for lions, but also she'd find him... actually... she likes Sugimura, who's kind of similar, so... okay, if Simba was human, then yes!
23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Well, Kaori/Kazuhiko is a het couple, but if we're talking about who takes the initiative... I think Kaori would have had to seduce Kaz, cos he'd never cheat on Sakura, so it would be her.
24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."
"Kaneda and Simba are in a happy relationship until Simba suddenly runs off with Grogar. Kaneda, broken hearted, has a hot one-night-stand with Takako and a brief unhappy affair with Kai, then follows the wise advice of Tetsuo (WTF?) and finds true love with Kaori Minami."
Title: "When the lion lies down with the... goat." You could pick up the peacemaking theme throughout the fic, so it wouldn't just refer to Grogar/Simba.
I don't think anyone would read it, although the unhappy Kaneda/Kai stuff might interest some people.
sashwizzled would probably read it because she knows most of the fandoms and reads a lot of my stuff. Can't see that anyone else would.The Writer: To quote
lycoris, "NO ONE SHOULD EVER WRITE THAT EVER, EVER, EVER. PLEASE."15) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Kaz/Wolverine? Pissed off because I think Kaz and Sakura's relationship is really cute!
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Date: 2005-08-27 11:09 pm (UTC)*reads*
SIMBA AND KANEDA?!
*dies*
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Date: 2005-08-28 12:44 pm (UTC)I think Grogar/Kaneda is much, much worse than Simba/Kaneda, because Simba and Kaneda could have a nice fluffy relationship whereas you just know Grogar's all kinky and sadistic and...
You know, this is all your fault :p
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Date: 2005-08-30 12:13 pm (UTC)BUT SIMBA IS A LION AND GROGAR ... IS POSSIBLY GREEN! YOU ARE DOING HORRIBLE THINGS! TRUAMA!!!!!!! HOW IS IT MY FAULT?!
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Date: 2005-09-04 05:15 pm (UTC)Nik points out that Grogar has no hands so you'd have to have some sort of orgy involving him and his soldiers... okay, okay, I'll stop.
And it's all your fault for introducing me to the meme, duh! ^_^
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Date: 2005-09-08 08:41 pm (UTC)Do not allow Nik to talk. Nik is BAD.
*weeps with the guilt*
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Date: 2005-09-09 01:26 pm (UTC)He apologises for the letter, by the way - he says he forgot.
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Date: 2005-09-12 10:03 am (UTC)THE FETCHBACKERS WERE REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prod him regarding letters.
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Date: 2005-09-12 01:44 pm (UTC)(Nik is obviously clairvoyant.)
Will prod him when I can (he's out at a singing lesson at the moment).
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Date: 2005-09-15 10:27 am (UTC)He has singing lessons? I didn't know that.
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Date: 2005-09-15 10:45 am (UTC)He's only just started. They're to make him more desirable at auditions.
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Date: 2005-09-18 01:11 pm (UTC)Good idea of his. *pats Nik*
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Date: 2005-08-28 06:30 pm (UTC)OK, first off- well done for all the disturbing bestiality!!!
Also, I would totally read the fic if anyone was HIGH enough to write it because it would be the funniest (and most disturbing) thing that I would have ever read, and then I would get all my new friends that I'm going to make at uni read it too!!!
Mwah hahahhahahh!
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Date: 2005-08-29 05:46 pm (UTC)Thank you. I aim to please ^_^
It would be like a horrible fandom pile-up and so we'd have to read it just so we could say 'I was there.'
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