A naughty meme
Oct. 9th, 2005 03:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tallulahgsFirst, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
(Yeah, well, I cheated, but I couldn't remember the numbers properly anyway. Soooo...)
1) Shotaro Kaneda
2) Severus Snape
3) Beat
4) Tab
5) Yamagata
6) Kai
7) Tetsuo
8) Gum
9) Mitsuru Numai
10) Shinji Mimura
11) Ron Weasley
12) Kyoichi Motobuchi
1) Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
Shinji? An exhibitionist. He's super-confident.
2) Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Ron? Erm, Harry, probably. In fact - yeah, almost certainly Harry, few other people. (If Hermione was a guy, though, her as well.)
3) Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Beat or Yamagata? *howls* I can't decide! I want both!Together! Um... probably Beat, cos he's nicer and would call you afterwards.
4) Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Tab or Kaneda? Argh, that's almost as bad! Um... Kaneda. Cos while Tab is nice, Kaneda is cuter.And I am superficial.
5) 12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Snape and Kyoichi Motobuchi? *dies* *dies again* I think it'd have to be something cheesy like 'full marks for initiative, Mr Motobuchi.'
6) How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
I don't actually want to see naked Ron Weasley pictures, but I'm positive there are some out there.
7) Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
Yamagata and Mitsuru? An alleyway somewhere. Or a juvenile offenders centre. (Someone has to write this.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sashwizzled would be most likely to. But someone has to. I would!)
8) When 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Gum? Depends on the pairing you ship. I'd say Beat or Tab. Or both ^_^
9) What is 11's favorite sex toy?
Mitsuru? I don't think he's sophisticated enough to have a favourite sex toy ^_^
10) Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Kyoichi/Tetsuo/Kaneda? Oh gods, I think it'd have to be something cheesy like 'Born To Be Bad' cos two of them are delinquents and one of them is obsessively good... and yes, I would read it, but I don't know if I'd write it. Warnings would be slash, underage, and it'd probably be quite violent or involve alcohol cos otherwise I can't imagine how those 3 would end up together...
11) Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?
Snape or Kai? I think I'd have to say Kai. Come on, the guy is the uke of the Akira fandom, whereas Snape is... well, Snape.
12) If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Ron/Beat? Erm... probably Ron. I can't see him being able to keep the secret from Harry for long. And Beat would probably cover him with paint in retaliation.
13) As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Tetsuo's longtime lover Yamagata... probably Tetsuo's secret wish is to be dominant and in control. In case you didn't notice ^_^
14) Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.
Tab and Kyoichi Motobuchi? I can't imagine them doing anything together. I can't imagine them speaking to each other. I'm sorry, there is just no way they'd ever get onto doing anything with food.
15) 8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Gum and Tab? *cackle* Oh, I think it has to be Gum.
16) Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
Mitsuru? Probably anything that he knows Sho Tsukioka is into.
17) What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
If I had Gum in my bed? Actually I'd probably sleep with her for experimentation... if I could pluck up the courage. And if Yamagata had Gum in his bed, he'd go for it, because his pride wouldn't let him not do so.
18) What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Shinji and Tab? Probably that it was serious... I could see them both pretending it was a quick fling until suddenly it's five years later and it still hasn't been flung.
19) 10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
Shinji gets a tattoo to declare his eternal love for Mitsuru? It's probably on his arm, and says Mitsuru's name in some sort of code so that most people think it's just a cool-looking tattoo.
20) Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Snape writes Ron/Kai fic? *wail* It'd probably have all sorts of horrible things happening to Ron. Something like 'Foolish Ron Weasley finds his ridiculously overactive libido leads him into trouble again...'
21) If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
If Snape walked into the room in a thong... I think Gum would fell him with a right hook and then demand to know who let the scary hook-nosed pervert into the garage.
22) 9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue him/her. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of his/her regular clients.
a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse? b) What would you entitle this story? c) who's most out of character? d) who on your flist would read it? e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?
Mitsuru and Kaneda are having a quickie in a broom closet when Gum walks in on them. Naturally enough, Gum joins in, first paging Beat, who's in the middle of fucking Yamagata into the mattress. Beat abandons Yamagata on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Yamagata, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Tab attempts to rescue him. But Yamagata will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Shinji is one of his regular clients.
Okay.
a) Probably closest to Jet Set Radio, I guess, as Gum, Beat and Tab seem to be the ones driving the plot forward. In terms of content, it's closest to Battle Royale as that has the most strange and graphic sex in it.
b) I have absolutely no idea. Probably something like 'Irredeemable' as everyone in it is a delinquent.
c) Yamagata, I think. I can see Mitsuru and Kaneda going together (okay, Kaneda resists teh gay vibes, but you have to admit it's a plausible pairing) - Gum could be up for a threesome with the two of them... and she'd be more likely to page Beat than anyone else... Tab is the sort of person to be well-meaning and generous, while Shinji wouldn't have a problem with prostitutes (unless he felt it made him look desperate).
d)sashwizzled would probably read it. And maybe kai_the_great for the Yamagata-ness.
e) Me andsashwizzled are the only ones, I think, who would (a) even consider something like this and (b) know all three of the necessary canons.
In other news, I did go to the anime and sci-fi club on Friday. I had to leave halfway through to catch the last bus, but I still went! I saw the first episodes of the following animes:
- Azumanga Daioh - which is on crack and features a character so sugary-sweet I almost went into diabetic shock. On the other hand, it is set in a school, which is nice, and if it didn't get more random I would probably keep watching it.
- Nadesico - which has giant robots and which I really liked, because it was very funny, but still had some angst and post-traumatic stress disorder.
- Wolf's Rain - which was extremely solemn after the last two, but has beautiful backgrounds and cityscapes. Also kind of an interesting plot, involving werewolves.
- Magic Children (or something like that - ____ Children, anyway) - the animation in this was quite ugly and also we hopped 159 years in the first episode. I didn't really feel that involved in the story, although it got good towards the end (quite disorientating was when this little kid showed up in it who had exactly the same hairstyle as Kai).
- KareKano (again, I think this was the title) - I really really liked this. It was quite random, with chibifying and super-deformation, but these worked really well to convey the characters' feelings. Also again it was a school-based anime.
Adding up the time this has taken I'm sure there must have been another anime in there somewhere, but I have no idea what it was.
(Yeah, well, I cheated, but I couldn't remember the numbers properly anyway. Soooo...)
1) Shotaro Kaneda
2) Severus Snape
3) Beat
4) Tab
5) Yamagata
6) Kai
7) Tetsuo
8) Gum
9) Mitsuru Numai
10) Shinji Mimura
11) Ron Weasley
12) Kyoichi Motobuchi
1) Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
Shinji? An exhibitionist. He's super-confident.
2) Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Ron? Erm, Harry, probably. In fact - yeah, almost certainly Harry, few other people. (If Hermione was a guy, though, her as well.)
3) Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Beat or Yamagata? *howls* I can't decide! I want both!
4) Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Tab or Kaneda? Argh, that's almost as bad! Um... Kaneda. Cos while Tab is nice, Kaneda is cuter.
5) 12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Snape and Kyoichi Motobuchi? *dies* *dies again* I think it'd have to be something cheesy like 'full marks for initiative, Mr Motobuchi.'
6) How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
I don't actually want to see naked Ron Weasley pictures, but I'm positive there are some out there.
7) Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
Yamagata and Mitsuru? An alleyway somewhere. Or a juvenile offenders centre. (Someone has to write this.
sashwizzled would be most likely to. But someone has to. I would!)8) When 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Gum? Depends on the pairing you ship. I'd say Beat or Tab. Or both ^_^
9) What is 11's favorite sex toy?
Mitsuru? I don't think he's sophisticated enough to have a favourite sex toy ^_^
10) Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Kyoichi/Tetsuo/Kaneda? Oh gods, I think it'd have to be something cheesy like 'Born To Be Bad' cos two of them are delinquents and one of them is obsessively good... and yes, I would read it, but I don't know if I'd write it. Warnings would be slash, underage, and it'd probably be quite violent or involve alcohol cos otherwise I can't imagine how those 3 would end up together...
11) Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?
Snape or Kai? I think I'd have to say Kai. Come on, the guy is the uke of the Akira fandom, whereas Snape is... well, Snape.
12) If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Ron/Beat? Erm... probably Ron. I can't see him being able to keep the secret from Harry for long. And Beat would probably cover him with paint in retaliation.
13) As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Tetsuo's longtime lover Yamagata... probably Tetsuo's secret wish is to be dominant and in control. In case you didn't notice ^_^
14) Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.
Tab and Kyoichi Motobuchi? I can't imagine them doing anything together. I can't imagine them speaking to each other. I'm sorry, there is just no way they'd ever get onto doing anything with food.
15) 8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Gum and Tab? *cackle* Oh, I think it has to be Gum.
16) Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
Mitsuru? Probably anything that he knows Sho Tsukioka is into.
17) What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
If I had Gum in my bed? Actually I'd probably sleep with her for experimentation... if I could pluck up the courage. And if Yamagata had Gum in his bed, he'd go for it, because his pride wouldn't let him not do so.
18) What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Shinji and Tab? Probably that it was serious... I could see them both pretending it was a quick fling until suddenly it's five years later and it still hasn't been flung.
19) 10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
Shinji gets a tattoo to declare his eternal love for Mitsuru? It's probably on his arm, and says Mitsuru's name in some sort of code so that most people think it's just a cool-looking tattoo.
20) Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Snape writes Ron/Kai fic? *wail* It'd probably have all sorts of horrible things happening to Ron. Something like 'Foolish Ron Weasley finds his ridiculously overactive libido leads him into trouble again...'
21) If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
If Snape walked into the room in a thong... I think Gum would fell him with a right hook and then demand to know who let the scary hook-nosed pervert into the garage.
22) 9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue him/her. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of his/her regular clients.
a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse? b) What would you entitle this story? c) who's most out of character? d) who on your flist would read it? e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?
Mitsuru and Kaneda are having a quickie in a broom closet when Gum walks in on them. Naturally enough, Gum joins in, first paging Beat, who's in the middle of fucking Yamagata into the mattress. Beat abandons Yamagata on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Yamagata, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Tab attempts to rescue him. But Yamagata will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Shinji is one of his regular clients.
Okay.
a) Probably closest to Jet Set Radio, I guess, as Gum, Beat and Tab seem to be the ones driving the plot forward. In terms of content, it's closest to Battle Royale as that has the most strange and graphic sex in it.
b) I have absolutely no idea. Probably something like 'Irredeemable' as everyone in it is a delinquent.
c) Yamagata, I think. I can see Mitsuru and Kaneda going together (okay, Kaneda resists teh gay vibes, but you have to admit it's a plausible pairing) - Gum could be up for a threesome with the two of them... and she'd be more likely to page Beat than anyone else... Tab is the sort of person to be well-meaning and generous, while Shinji wouldn't have a problem with prostitutes (unless he felt it made him look desperate).
d)
sashwizzled would probably read it. And maybe kai_the_great for the Yamagata-ness.e) Me and
sashwizzled are the only ones, I think, who would (a) even consider something like this and (b) know all three of the necessary canons.In other news, I did go to the anime and sci-fi club on Friday. I had to leave halfway through to catch the last bus, but I still went! I saw the first episodes of the following animes:
- Azumanga Daioh - which is on crack and features a character so sugary-sweet I almost went into diabetic shock. On the other hand, it is set in a school, which is nice, and if it didn't get more random I would probably keep watching it.
- Nadesico - which has giant robots and which I really liked, because it was very funny, but still had some angst and post-traumatic stress disorder.
- Wolf's Rain - which was extremely solemn after the last two, but has beautiful backgrounds and cityscapes. Also kind of an interesting plot, involving werewolves.
- Magic Children (or something like that - ____ Children, anyway) - the animation in this was quite ugly and also we hopped 159 years in the first episode. I didn't really feel that involved in the story, although it got good towards the end (quite disorientating was when this little kid showed up in it who had exactly the same hairstyle as Kai).
- KareKano (again, I think this was the title) - I really really liked this. It was quite random, with chibifying and super-deformation, but these worked really well to convey the characters' feelings. Also again it was a school-based anime.
Adding up the time this has taken I'm sure there must have been another anime in there somewhere, but I have no idea what it was.
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Date: 2005-10-09 05:25 pm (UTC)THIS IS THE MOST IC THING FOR SNAPE TO WRITE EVER! Oh God, I can just imagine him writing student porn now! Oh GODS!
*laughing WAAAY too much!*
Azumanga Daioh - I've seen the first episode of that on my American trailer DVDS! Isn't it just the wierdest, sugary thing EVER?! And I love the cat. I LOVE THE CAT! *giggles*
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Date: 2005-10-10 09:03 am (UTC)And yes, 'weirdest, most sugary thing ever' sums AD up exactly. And the cat is scary.
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Date: 2005-10-11 10:01 pm (UTC)The cat rules. *tries to cuddle cat, realises two seconds before it bites her that it's a biiiig mistake!*
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Date: 2005-10-12 09:40 am (UTC)DO NOT CUDDLE THE CAT!... oh, too late...
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Date: 2005-10-14 06:32 pm (UTC)Okay, no cuddling of cats. My mistake. ;)
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Date: 2005-10-10 03:31 pm (UTC)Moi? =0 Er... Of course not... =shifty eyes= But, just SAY one was... erm... looking for one... Where would it be? JUST SAY...
xD You know me too well, all about the horrible perverted mess that is my mind.
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Date: 2005-10-11 08:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-10 07:39 pm (UTC)Glad you had a good time at the anime night! :D
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Date: 2005-10-11 08:02 am (UTC)And yes. Mitsuru/Yamagata forever. Sigh...
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Date: 2005-11-24 03:54 pm (UTC)I'd cross out all the bits about m7 for a start.
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Date: 2005-11-24 08:13 pm (UTC)I'm going to stop talking about this, it's making me look creepy.
Yes. M7 is bad and should be cut from the novel of life.