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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kaneda!

A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Kaneda, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!
Kaneda is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
People used to believe that dressing their male children as Kaneda would protect them from evil spirits.
Kaneda can sleep with one eye open!
Kaneda was declared extinct in 1902.
It is impossible to fold Kaneda more than seven times.
Kaneda is the world's smallest mammal.
Kaneda has only one weakness - the colour yellow!
A Kanedaometer is used to measure Kaneda.
If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Kaneda.

A thimbleful of Yamagata would weigh over 100 million tons!
In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Yamagata on New Year's Day.
If you put a drop of liquor on Yamagata, he will go mad and sting himself to death.
There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Yamagata and water.
If you blow out all the candles on Yamagata with one breath, your wish will come true!
Yamagata was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
Yamagata is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out!
99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Yamagata.
The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Yamagata.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Yamagata.

I'm willing to bet #3 and #7 aren't true, you know *nods sagely*

The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Tetsuo!
Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Tetsuo.
Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Tetsuo in a day.
Contrary to popular belief, Tetsuo is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
When Tetsuo is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Tetsuo.
Tetsuo has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Tetsuo, and 400 times smaller.
The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Tetsuo Head.
Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Tetsuo.

I want a Mr Tetsuo Head. Why can't I have one? *pouts*

All swans in England belong to Harry Potter!
The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Harry Potter!
If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Harry Potter would be as small as a pea!
If you break Harry Potter, you will get seven years of bad luck.
Harry Potter was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.
Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Harry Potter'.
Harry Potter was named after Harry Potter the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
The difference between Harry Potter and a village is that Harry Potter does not have a church.
Harry Potter can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
Harry Potter is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.