Instructions: take the first sentence (or 2) from the first post of each month of 2005. That's your year in review.January: Things that make me feel despairing when I think about university
February: It is extremely annoying to think that a text is contradicting itself.
March: A non-slash, non-NC-17 Akira fic is up here. It's about what Kaneda and Kei might have been like as parents.
April: Very eerie movie. Very, very eerie.
May: Ow. I have earache. OW. That's all I can think of to say.
(Okay, so it's three sentences :p)June: Liked Ford and Arthur. I'm beginning to think Arthur is kind of a difficult part to play, because neither of the two guys I've seen doing it I've felt got it totally right, but this one was okay.
July: Our computer has now really died. I am in the library.
August: I'm back home after an absolutely hideous train journey which I don't feel the need to recount - let's just say that at the cinema today there was an ad for Virgin trains and Nik went ballistic...
September: I like: - My aunt and cousin (actually, they're all my cousins, but the genealogy is too confusing, so I'm calling them my aunt and my cousin for simplicity's sake)
October: This one started off not very accurate, but then suddenly got scarily so. I only hope 'illusory or meaningless activities' doesn't refer to fanfic...
November: It's my birthday on November 13th! I miss getting hysterically excited about things like this... ^_^
December: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DISK!
This was my year? Sheesh!

Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In July, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). When the stars were right, I recruited
eclipse_fics as a new cultist (30 points). In March, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In September, I fed
audiolotus to a Shoggoth (250 points). In August, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In October, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-795 points) and deserve to be flayed alive.
Your humble and obedient servant,
versipellisSubmit your own plea to Cthulhu!